We managed to toilet train cows, and they learned faster than a toddler

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1. Cattle can learn to attend to their own urination reflex, because they moved to the pen when ready to use it. 2.Cattle will learn to withhold urination until they’re in the right place, if they’re rewarded for doing so.

RedFrPe

Our studies also show that toddlers can reduce training times when cattle prods are leveraged.

LogicalManager

At last my dream of having a house cow will become a reality. The only question left is where do I fit the litter box.

BoredToRunInTheSun

To be fair though, toddlers are fucking idiots.

ratherbewinedrunk

Finally OP’s mom learned to use the toilet

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