We managed to toilet train cows, and they learned faster than a toddler

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1. Cattle can learn to attend to their own urination reflex, because they moved to the pen when ready to use it. 2.Cattle will learn to withhold urination until they’re in the right place, if they’re rewarded for doing so.


Our studies also show that toddlers can reduce training times when cattle prods are leveraged.


At last my dream of having a house cow will become a reality. The only question left is where do I fit the litter box.


To be fair though, toddlers are fucking idiots.


Finally OP’s mom learned to use the toilet