Recently someone asked me what’s the hardest thing I’ve done in college.

I answered “contemplate suicide”. I saw they weren’t laughing so I quickly corrected and said “about 9 inches”. Needless to say my mother didn’t appreciate that answer either.

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It was a pain in the ass.

BaoBou

Recently someone asked me what’s the hardest thing I’ve done in college. Crystal meth.

arothmanmusic

It.

ohlaph

This joke needs a definite makeover. Say no more, I’m here to help. All we need to do is masquerade some of this outdated verbosity with a punchier punch line. Let us finish the story with a genie who’s hard of hearing, an outdated lamp, and the answer to all problems – A Twelve-Inch Pianist. Congratulations, we’ve just created a tale that can be handed down to your children and your children’s children and your children’s children’s children. You’re welcome!

EatCrud

You should have just said “Cider.” The “sue” is silent.

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