A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary countryside road and says “Step out of the car and take your dick out…”

Driver: *freezes at this unexpected turn of events* Gunman: *In a louder voice* “Do it” Driver: “Please don’t shoot. I’ll do whatever you ask” Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off. Gunman: “Now start masturbating or I’ll put a bullet in your head” Driver obliges seeing he has no choice. Gunman: “Don’t stop until you cum” Soon, the driver cums. Gunman: “Start masturbating again…” Driver obliges once again to save his life. The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time. Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again” Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now” A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road. Gunman: “This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you.”

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A stroke of genius from the man

DerRaumdenker

Pretty sure I could pull off at least one more successful boner without the gun being pointed at me anymore.

drew8311

Doesn’t the last line belong to the Gunman?

Waitsfornoone

Come again?

jbraua

This is why I practice masturbating 12 times a day

ThomBraidy