A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary countryside road and says “Step out of the car and take your dick out…”

Driver: *freezes at this unexpected turn of events* Gunman: *In a louder voice* “Do it” Driver: “Please don’t shoot. I’ll do whatever you ask” Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off. Gunman: “Now start masturbating or I’ll put a bullet in your head” Driver obliges seeing he has no choice. Gunman: “Don’t stop until you cum” Soon, the driver cums. Gunman: “Start masturbating again…” Driver obliges once again to save his life. The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time. Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again” Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now” A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road. Gunman: “This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you.”

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A stroke of genius from the man


Pretty sure I could pull off at least one more successful boner without the gun being pointed at me anymore.


Doesn’t the last line belong to the Gunman?


Come again?


This is why I practice masturbating 12 times a day