“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”

“But I never went to college.” “Then I’m sorry, you’re underqualified to work here.”

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Jokes are supposed to make you laugh, not sad 🙁


I got a job designing tape, but I’m grossly underqualified. I’m basically just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks.


“I see. Just out of curiosity, what did you learn in college that helped you get where you are at the company? Hard work? Dedication?” “Heck no…I met the owner of the company there.”


Factual Joke


But where is the joke? Lots of employers seem to want people who are up on social media and flexible working and understand new technologies and work environments…but they are also looking for someone who got a 4 year degree in 4 years and then immediately started working in a conventional office job.