Your father masturbated the perfect number of times for you to be born.

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I just opened reddit who starts a thread like this !

SocrateDeMadLad

So he can figure that out but he STILL hasn’t figured his way back with the milk?

RayneFall1998

I’m a test tube baby so literally.

moonlightbb

Fuck dude, just to think if he had emptied his sack one more or less time a would be a different person, mind blowing.

careater

The butterfly effect

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