A woman playing golf hits a nearby man…

She rushes over to the man who is on the ground, rolling around screaming in pain with his hands between his legs. She profusely apologizes and offers to relieve his pain since she is a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves his hands to his sides and unzips his pants and puts her hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a few minutes and asks: “How does it feel?” He replies: “It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”.

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And that kds is how I met your mother

zhanglong54

WAIT, The headr is not the punchline?

adeptTack761

I to have a thumb shaped penis.

PeterFish1429

That took some balls to do that

Glynnroy

I laughed at the part where it said she was a woman and a doctor.

crikeythatsbig