Upcoming “Beaver Moon” Eclipse Will be the Longest Lunar Eclipse in 580 Years

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“On November 19 of this year (this Friday), residents of the ArkLaMiss – and most of the rest of North America – will be treated to an extra-long partial lunar eclipse. From start to finish, the eclipse will be a whopping 3 hours and 28 minutes – the longest since the year 1441.” Saved you a click


The last time it happened was at the very tail end of the Byzantine Empire.


This will bring on the Werebeaver apocalypse… Those caught off guard will be eternally dammed.


The Cosmic Beaver will eat the moon and turn it into a dam.


Eh, I’ll sit it out for the next one.