A husband says to his wife, “Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?”

She replies, “I don’t like calling you when you’re at work.

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Wife says, ‟Our new neighbor alwys kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why do not you do that?” Husband replies, ‟How can I? I don’t even know her.”

AeroIllini

Wife: “I do.”

b0bkakkarot

It looks like you wrte Husband in past tense.

b6603123

‟Do not wrry,I’ll.”

Gibronez

Heterosexual humor is a bit sad sometimes.

VincentPhil