A brunette woman was walking along a set of railroad tracks, repeating to herself, “42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42.”

A blonde woman saw the brunette and asked, “What are you doing?” “I’m just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42,” replied the brunette. “Can I join you?” “Sure.” So the two women walked along the track repeating, “42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42.” Another blonde saw them and asked, “What are you doing?” “We’re just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42,” replied the brunette. “Can I join you?” “Sure.” Now there were three women walking along the track repeating, “42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42.” A third blonde saw them and asked, “What are you doing?” “We’re just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42,” replied the brunette. “Can I join you?” “Sure.” Now there were four women walking along the track repeating, “42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42.” Just then, the brunette heard a rumbling sound. She looked behind her and saw a train. She jumped off the track to save herself, but the blondes weren’t so lucky. They were struck by the train and killed instantly. As soon as the train had gone, the brunette got back on the track and said, “45, 45, 45…”

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A man was walking past a mental asylum. Some of the inmates were on one side at the window chanting “12, 12, 12” over and over again looking down at a property next door that was behind a fence. The man became curious and spotted a hole in the fence. As soon as he put his eye at the hole, a finger poked him in the eye. The inmates then started chanting “13, 13, 13”

AlexDavid1605

Two blondes were hiking deep in the woods, when they came across a set of tracks. “Those are deer tracks!” Proclaimed one. “No they’re not! They’re bear tracks.” Her friend answered. “Deer Tracks1” “Bear Tracks!” It went on like that until the train hit them.

hoosyourdaddyo

PSA: If you’re ever hit by a train, you may experience pain in your arms, legs, and torso. Luckily, you’ll be no where near any of them.

Desperado2583

It’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

wrongjokesgets

Sounds like her ears are well train-ed. (I work for the national railway company and I’m sure as hell going to tell the joke around here, upvote!)

Baja_Collector