A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

“Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.” The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”

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$800 … Hmm .. B’day and Wedding Anniversary OR B’day and “One-Fine-Day”

robin_adit

Trying to figure out what’s the special occasion for the second BJ… I get his B-day; but, the other one? Can not be V-Day, since, that’s ’her’ day… And why am I taking a joke to damn serious..?

zhaiyingchang

I hate it when Vegas starts to subtly advertise price hikes. Wow! $400 for a BJ.

marcleehi

You guys are getting blowjobs?

spyderlightweight

I turned 30 in october. No birthday blow job. Sex the day after. None since. It’ll be a month tomorrow. Feels

GladCricket