The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth.

In the piece, there’s about a 20 min long passage during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick drink. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are pone to do), one of them looked at his watch, “Hey! We need to get back!” “No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. “I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. I’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.” A few minutes later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her date. “Well, of course,” said her date. “Don’t you see? It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”

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A guy is visiting the grave of Ludwig van Beethoven when he hears some strange music coming from the grave. He listens closely, and realizes he’s hearing the Ninth Symphony playing backwards. As the Eighth begins playing, someone else walks up to the grave. “What’s that sound?” he asks. The first guy points to Beethoven’s headstone and says, “He’s decomposing.”


Old, but upvote worthy.


I don’t understand…


Suddenly, just behind them, someone’s is brought to tears by the beauty of the music. Her date turns around and yells loudly at them “There’s no crying in baseball!”


I can’t believe I did not see that one coming.