Sloth is the only deadly sin that prevents people from commiting the other six.

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I don’t think envy requires any effort


Unless your neighbors wife comes to you…


My godfather used to say that he was so prone to sloth that whenever any of the other 7 deadly sins could pull him out of sloth it was actually a virtue.


I can be a lazy fuck and be gluttonous. I can also be a lazy fuck and envy all the non-lazy fucks I see. I can be proud to be a lazy fuck. Lust? No problem for a lazy fuck. Greedy, lazy fuck? Easy. Wrath of the lazy fuck? Where’s my fedora? I got this.


Good sir this came close to being excellent but unfortunately no