Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes?

Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.

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I’m not convinced this is a joke as much as a reworded analogy

Hoserposerbro

This English hurt my head

meanmarine10452

Anyone that has seen Lockpicking Lawyer’s YouTube videos knows bike locks are a joke.

linux203

Every time I’ve gotten into it with a ‘I did my own research’ type I’ve asked what kind of microscope they used. For some reason, they always stop replying.

doowgad1

Do not lock your bikes. Bike locks have been created in less than two years and does not have enough scientific research to back up their effectiveness. Bike locks have tiny microchips that the government uses to control your bikes. If your bike ever gets stolen just take horse anti-fungal medication.

rehturd