Pooping at work is financially the most profitable part of your workday.

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“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on the company’s time.”

Sg00z

Consuming free coffee which leads to said poop seems more rewarding.

tux9988

Disagree. What if there’s a shower?

Leanedtoofar

Not if you’re paid commission and could be making a sale

SlutForTurtles

Yeah I get an hourly wage, which means that every hour I’m on the clock is equally profitable. no more no less

Seabassmax