Whats something you are sure that no one would masturbate to?

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Oh no. I’m not falling for this one. There are things I just don’t want to see


People literally masturbate to faeces, children, women giving birth, animals, vomiting, anorexia, etc etc etc. I doubt there is anything out there that people *don’t* masturbate to.


Drywall screws


idk maybe something super boring or plain, like a brick or a piece of rock or something


A video of a dog at the park who doesn’t realize a duck is standing on his back