A pastor discovered his bicycle had been stolen

He decided to use it as inspiration for that week’s sermon, and began writing on the Ten Commandments, especially “thou shalt not steal” Then he got to “thou shalt not commit adultery” and remembered where he left his bike.

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Thou not “though”


The lord works in mysterious ways.


Hey mate, I got this sweet bike from right outside the orphanage the other day. Sweet man, but you shouldn’t steal. The pastor was going on and on about theft today, I think he might’ve been robbed.


Love thy neighbour…