A woman was having an affair…

One rainy day she was lying in bed with her lover when she hears her husband’s car pull up. So her lover won’t get caught, he tucks his clothes under his arm and jumps out the window. While running down the road in the pouring rain, he realizes he has run straight into the town’s annual marathon. A runner moves alongside him and says “do you always run with no clothes on?” “Oh yeah”, says the man. “It feels very liberating”. The runner looks at the clothes under his arm “Do you always carry your clothes with you?”. “Oh yeah”, says the man, “That way I can quickly get dressed after and jump in my car and go home”. The runner’s eyes move further down “and do you always wear a condom when running naked?” “No”, said the man, “Only when it’s raining”

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A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her lover when she heard someone trying to unlock the front door. ‟Quick,” she said, ‟out the window!” ‟But we are on the 13th floor!,” cried her lover. The woman said, ‟This is NO time to be superstitious.”

1cnik

I tell ya, I gte no respect.One day I came home early from work and a see a naked guy running down the street.So, I says, ‟Hey, Buddy.Why you running down the street naked?” He says, ‟Because you came home early.” No respect.

stefanica1

The real joke is that the husband can even pull up in the driveway with his car with a marathon near by!

risus_nex

‟Do you always run fully erect?” ‟Yes, it is the only way to get head”

pogodin_s

Always protect your chote nawab from sunlight and rain.

dazedcoder24