A local farmer just successfully grew a field of vibrators

Unfortunately now he’s got a problem with squatters

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There is a real buzz in that field


This guy asks the farmer if he can get a gallon of milk from his milk weeds. The farmer laughs and says ok. He passes farmer with the milk. Next day asks if farmer would mind if he got a few pounds of butter from his buttercup flowers. The farmer says “sure?”. The guy leaves with several pounds. The third day the guy shows up and asks the farmer if he has any pussy willows. The farmer leaps from tractor and says ” I’m going with you “


Behold the field in which I grow my fucks, lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that- *it’s full!?*


Lol I love it


The bushes were disturbed.