Judging a flaccid penis is judging a book by its cover.

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Unless it’s circumcised, then it’s judging a book without its cover.


Judging a penis at all is body shaming and you shouldn’t do it


You can tell how big a book is from its cover. You just can’t tell if you’ll enjoy it or not.


The original phrase is, “Don’t judge a book by its cover, only judge dicks on the chubber”. It’s been shortened over time as a result of a reduction in the want for penis based idioms.


Is the book paperback or hardcover?