Two women were fighting for the last available seat on the bus.

No amount of reasoning was helping the bus driver resolve the issue. In desperation he grabbed his training manual and announced: ‘The policy is to allow the seat to go to the uglier one.’ Both women stood for the remainder of the trip.

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One with men: Two men were fighting for the last available seat on the bus. No amount of reasoning was helping the bus driver resolve the issue. In desperation he grabbed his training manual and then announced: ‘The policy is to allow the seat to the one with the smaller d*ck.’. Both men stood for the remainder of the trip.

TheDaemonair

Replace uglier with older and you got your self a smarter joke 🙂

abehat

The bus driver’s name? Albert Einstein

Ratbu

bus drivers don’t resolve issues, they just drive but whatever

verified-toxic-angel

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA thats great.

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