‘Hero Rat’ Who Detected Landmines In Cambodia Dies In Retirement

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Is The Onion reporting real news now? Cause, a…this actually happened.

DootDotDittyOtt

“Hey, the CIA paid good money for those mines”

MrFishownertwo

lol real story but they added fake quotes also i need to fart a little

frightenedbabiespoo

“Sadly, most in his line of work don’t make it to retirement.” Abby Syme, Scrunchie Maker “Hey, the CIA paid good money for those mines.” Logan Chunes, Beverage Decaffeinator “I wasn’t expecting to learn that a rat lived a fuller life than me, but here we are.” Ross Demmock, Systems Analyst

Repulsive_Narwhal_10

Was expecting a remark about retiring at the age of 8. Lazy millenials.

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