Batman says to Alfred, “I’m really tired Alfred, it’s been an exhausting day, please can you just get the bathtub ready for me?”

This… does put a smile on my face

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I’ve been tling with this one and can not figure it ot..

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“Where does Bruce Wayne get clean after fighting crime all night long? In the Bath-tub!” – Mike Tyson

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There’s a similar joke in spanish but with a food mixer, which in said language is ‘batidora’. Alfred tells Bruce/Batman: We need a batidora. Bruce then says: Who the hell is Dora? This is especially funny because all the Bat things in Spanish are in fact bati- then the thing. Examples: Batmobile is Batimovil, Batarang is Batibumerang, and so forth.

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