What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

I’ve heard it as “How do you spot the head nurse at the hospital? She’s the one with the dirty knees”

Lallner

Or the one who shouts things like “polio! Covid! Diphtheria!” Is the head nurse because she likes to call the shots around the hospital.

snagleradio78

This is why nursing schools have a headmaster.

Grumpypantz

I’ve always thought that hospitals got rid of the title “Head Nurse” because of jokes like these.

Waitsfornoone

anything she wants…..

snootyroot