Dianne Feinstein Argues She Still Perfectly Mentally Fit To Continue Captaining Submarine

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This particular excerpt was gold to me “Until I hear a compelling reason why I should step down as captain of this ship, I’m afraid I’ll just have to chock up these rumors to a mutiny brewing among my crew.” Feinstein declined to discuss her retirement, stressing that even if the submarine should spring a leak, she was prepared to go down with the ship.”

jack-the_tripper88

She should have been gone a decade ago. She’s an embarrassment to California.

whatwhat83

As of press time she had sent a memo to all her staffers that simply read “One. Ping. Only.”

mrwalkway32

She’s committed to going down with the ship though.

thectrain