Everywhere you go, you are followed by an asshole.

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What if you walk backwards?

volci

One time I was high and this dude farted and said “you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?” And in that moment it was the funniest thing I have ever heard.

ugly_monsters

Nah my ass cheeks extend past my asshole. Also that’s not what followed means, unless you’re following me.

wildadragon

Well, of course I know him: he’s me.

efferkah

My dick’s closest neighbors are two nuts and an asshole, and his best friend is a pussy.

Mandelbrot_Mandible