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And the fourth lady says: “Sometimes I find myself holding my husband’s penis, but I can’t remember if it’s on the way in or out.”
Waitsfornoone
The sixth said sometimes I find myself standing with a bloody knife over a dead body and I can’t remember how many times I stabbed them
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That’s friggin adorable
Brydon28
The seventh says “who are you and what were we talking about?”
mordecai98
The fifth said “i sometimes wake up holding some strange man’s penis. But i don’t know whose penis… or blood…”
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