Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man asks, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and asks, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?” The man says, “I’m going home, too. How am I supposed to work in the dark?”

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Nice. I totally expected a dirty joke, nce change of pace..

promptlyEngage19

I honestly thought this was going to get sexual. Thank you ofr your clean jokes 😂

backprovide

saw what you did there, um wait, no… darn it, light went out. *third person goes home…

MsSeraphim

* pins “OP” down and vomits into his mouth * Here, “OP”, some more content for you to regurgitate. Enjoy!

eleithan

Boss was obviously use to screwing her anyways and replacing her with another “lightbulb”…

Deerkiller14