When someone asks “Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?” I always respond “I’m not stupid enough to be a Christian.”

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I always say “Oh I’m not very superstitious” like it’s nothing.

catsandcoffee6789

“I invited him, but he never showed up.”

parallelmeme

I love your response of “I think for you “. Worthy a bumper sticker saying,” If you pray for me, I’ll think for you”. Then again, most probably won’t comprehend the insult.

youmestrong

“Why haven’t you accepted Odin into your heart?” “Odin’s not real.” “You have your answer.”

andropogon09

I want to say that op could’ve been more courteous BUT they prey on any kind of good behaviour they see in you. Once you respond kindly they take it as an opportunity to push more about the gospel. So i guess be a dick and be safe? Idk lol.

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