A dirty Easter Joke,,,

A rooster wakes up early Easter Sunday morning. He sticks his head out of the chicken coop, and sees all these multicolored eggs all over the barnyard. He takes a look at the eggs, takes a look at the hens, takes another look at the eggs, takes one more look at the hens, he thinks about it for a minute, then he walks across the barnyard and kicks the shit out of the peacock.

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Haven’t heard that one before! Well done my friend, well done.

scbiker2

Meanwhile back in the hen house there is a chorus of, “any cock’ll do!”

JoeMammy_1

That Fuckin’ Peacock!

Waitsfornoone

(Non-obligatatory a few chicken breeds lay colored eggs, such as Americana and Easter Egger)

Fresh-broski

不不不

DC_Verse