An orange traffic cone has more unquestioned authority than most people ever will.

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Oh I do road work, people don’t respect those either. Seen them drive right into sinkholes.


True but I have watched people move cones or run them over while we were trying to block off road for repaving


Well, if all you have to back your demands with is a badge or some shit, then i’ll probably obey. If you’re the only one standing between my car and a massive hole in the road, then human or not i’ll take your directions like a throbbing cock no questions asked. Quite logical.


Yeah that’s why I wear one as a hat. Nobody can question the coned one


Two people with a ladder or a person with a white hard hat, safety vest and a clipboard can get into anywhere