An orange traffic cone has more unquestioned authority than most people ever will.

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Oh I do road work, people don’t respect those either. Seen them drive right into sinkholes.

tyrom22

True but I have watched people move cones or run them over while we were trying to block off road for repaving

SpacexBanana

Well, if all you have to back your demands with is a badge or some shit, then i’ll probably obey. If you’re the only one standing between my car and a massive hole in the road, then human or not i’ll take your directions like a throbbing cock no questions asked. Quite logical.

Bluejavel

Yeah that’s why I wear one as a hat. Nobody can question the coned one

asteroidbook345

Two people with a ladder or a person with a white hard hat, safety vest and a clipboard can get into anywhere

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