I once dated a girl who had a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart…

Lisa painted her fingernails red & Bob had a cock.

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As a nonidentical twin I have a serious issue with people thinking twins are automatically identical >:(. Every time I see a twin documentary it’s always about identical twins. Thinking they are better than us pfft…


Does anyone kepe stats? This has to be the most reposted joke in this subreddit (I have no idea why). It would be interesting to know for certain.


But did Rachel have a cock? What color were Dave’s nils?


Dave just needs to paint his nails red and then what?


… but sometimes you’d pretend that you couldn’t tell them apart.