My girlfriend just yelled at me: “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!” I thought,

The sad truth : She is been gs-lighting you for months and it’s slowly wearing away at your sense of reality..

Zyntx3

*A second later* ‟…and what a weird way to end a conversation” I thought and started concentrating on the TV again.

Auburn255

This but unironically. Can hardly blame me if I didn’t hear a word you said.

yParticle

i have seen this too many times i guess welcome to /r/jokes

est_notnA