My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.

My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.

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Wait.wht? buses cost 500k?


Now they have to stay 6’4‟ awy.


“The finger on the page goes right to left, right to left…”


Damn! I would be impressed because now me and my homies can go “wheels on the bus go round and round…”.


You can get more for it if you stop letting people off the bus and play your cards right with the FBI hostage negotiator