My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.

Wait.wht? buses cost 500k?

scooteribew

Now they have to stay 6’4‟ awy.

thriceAnodize608

“The finger on the page goes right to left, right to left…”

msltoe

Damn! I would be impressed because now me and my homies can go “wheels on the bus go round and round…”.

dummievoilpink

You can get more for it if you stop letting people off the bus and play your cards right with the FBI hostage negotiator

high-larious1