“My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife.

“What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it regularly.”

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You pay for it every month but never get the chance to use it?

the_true_skipster

It’s somewhere he *could* go, but never does?

Meta_Professor

When you’re in there you always feel smaller than everyone else?

the_true_skipster

A few implies at least 3, something is fishy here.

MrK1ng5had0w

It’s been closed for the last couple years so now you just work out by yourself?

rivenicefire