The bible says that, after Jesus was crucified, Joseph of Arimathea gave him his tomb to be buried in

What the bible does not mention is that Joseph’s tomb was extremely fancy and expensive- marble carvings, wall paintings, the best 30AD had to offer. Naturally, Joseph’s friends were very surprised. “Joseph,” they said, “Why did you give such a marvelous tomb to the poor son of a carpenter?” “Why not?” replied Joseph. “He only needed it for the weekend.”

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This is the weekend we all are supposed to remember and be thankful that Jesus gave up a long weekend for us.


Shout out to Judas for giving us this long weekend!


Why didn’t the bastard stay dead for a week, then we would have had a longer holiday.


33 AD


He is risen!