The cost of living has now become so expensive…..

….that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford the batteries.

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The other day I came down to the kitchen, and my wife suddenly started to unbutton my clothes and asked me to have sex with her. We made mad love for a while, and when we finished I asked “wow, what caused that?” She said “my egg timer was broken.”


Keeps her warm as well.