They say you cannot hurt yourself whilst masterbating

But I managed to pull it off

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I love how when I read this, the post right before I got to it was titled “20-year-old Swiss man admitted to ICU after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating” on r/news

lucydent

You hate to see it champ

inubae101

Masturbating. Spelling counts.

711Lexip

Tell that to David Carradine.

mrsmith2929

you should post this on r/TwoSentenceHorror

tarmitch