Ukraine has almost completed the questionnaire to become a candidate for the European Union

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I imagine the questionnaire as a 1000-page version of a tax form, and I shudder.


How many pages is that questionaire? 500? 1000?


How fast can they actually join tho/ profit from it realistically seen?


But once they complete it and submit the PDF, the EU website then requires them to re-enter the same details into separate data fields. Then when they go in for the application interview, the EU review manager will have the data fields but won’t have the questionnaire PDF and will say that they don’t look at most of that information anyway.


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