A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith...

…for advice about enlarging her breasts. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your breasts and say, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.” She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so right in the middle of the bus–“Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.” A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?” “Why, yes, I do. How did you know?” “Hickory dickory dock.”

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HOW TO GET A MAGNUM DONG BY DOING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK.
HandyAbbess

A flat chested wife tells hubby ‟I need $ 8000 fr a boob job, now!” Hubby: ‟Just take a few inches of toilet tissue and rub between your boobies every day, for 3 years” Wife ‟Taht sounds like so stupid, what would that even do?” Hubby: ‟Just look what happened to your butt”
omgitzdpwner

I went to marriage counseling with my flat chested wife, the consultant asked me what’s wrong “Dolly Parton here thinks I’m too sarcastic ” isn’t the right answer
DerRaumdenker

A flat chested young lady gets out of the shower and gazes into the mirror. Dejectedly, she sighs, “mirror, mirror, on the door, make my boobs size 44.”. And magically, her breasts enlarge! She runs out to surprise her husband. Now very thrilled, he asks his wife what happened, and she recounts the rhyme. Her husband, getting an idea, runs into the bathroom. “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis hit the floor!” He cries. And BAM! his legs fall off.
Thewrongbakedpotato

All flat chested women are from Manchester
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