A guy walks into a bar in Mexico, and sees a sign that says “If you can make this donkey laugh we will give you $100.”

So the guy goes to the donkey and whispers something in his ear and the donkey starts laughing uncontrollably. Then the guy walks straight to the bartender and collects the $100. A week later the guy goes back to the bar and now the sign says “If you can make this donkey stop laughing we will give you $100.” The bartender told the guy that the donkey hasn’t stopped laughing since the last time he was in the bar. So the guy walks back to the donkey and in moments the donkey stops laughing! The guys goes back to the bartender and collects another $100. The bartender was in complete disbelief and asked the guy “how did you do it?” The guy replied, “Well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his.” “And this time?” “I showed him.”

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Know this joke with a slight difference : the second time the guy walks into the bar, the bartender is offering money to anyone who can make the donkey cry.


I’ve never really thought about it, but Shrek must be a really well endowed creature.He is the size of a god damn horse.His dick probably is bgger than Doneky’s.


A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, ‟Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper sasy, ‟No, my dog doesn’t bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. ‟Ouch,” he says, ‟I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” The shopkeeper replies, ‟That isn’t my dog.”


RIP my good friend Dave, I hope everyone else enjoys your jke.


So wait, why is the joke set in Mexico? Are Mexican donkeys known for being particularly sensitive about the size of their junk?