An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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I play hockey with a 72 year old retired marine and when I read this joke I only heard his voice speaking the lines. The dude knows more dirty jokes than anyone I know.


Blonde girl here. I do not get it.


“…and we’re all lining up to take a swing at you.” The marine says “Well there’s the punchline.”


I’m pretty sure, this joke is older than marine Wonder.


The first time someone told this joke, Robert Mullan threw them out of the Tun Tavern.