An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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I play hockey with a 72 year old retired marine and when I read this joke I only heard his voice speaking the lines. The dude knows more dirty jokes than anyone I know.

GreazyFrog

Blonde girl here. I do not get it.

KeksCoin

“…and we’re all lining up to take a swing at you.” The marine says “Well there’s the punchline.”

ChellHole

I’m pretty sure, this joke is older than marine Wonder.

Major_Pain_43

The first time someone told this joke, Robert Mullan threw them out of the Tun Tavern.

wolfie379