The FDA is trying to steal me Lucky Charms!
coltrainstl
A few years ago they changed the marshmallow balance so it doesn’t turn your poop green.
Prcrstntr
> General Mills said it encourages consumers to share their concerns directly with the company. Yeah, I bet they would.
RockleyBob
When will the FBI go after Captain Crunch for cutting your mouth up?
Eledridan
“They’re tragically suspicious!” – Michael Che
MukdenMan