For everyone saying he has risen

How about using spoiler alert. Some of us haven’t read the book yet.

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Dude you had 2000 years

mistersmith_22

Someone came up to me today and asked me if I’d found Jesus. I told him that if they’d used more than three nails they would still know where he was.

FourteenthCylon

Direct quote from Christ. ” What a way to spend a weekend. “

mpf1949

One of the few dudes who can have multiple orgasms. Did you hear about the second coming?.

Henri_Dupont

Don’t bother, he dies in the end.

Buddy2269