Historians of reddit, who had the funniest last words ?

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The author Roald Dahl is probably mine. His last words were nearly “I am not afraid to die. It’s just that I will miss you all, so very much..:” Except then a nurse injected him to help ease his passing and then he said his actual last words “Ow fuck!”

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“Sorry, sir,” said Marie Antoinette to the executioner who was about to execute her, because she accidentally stepped on his foot.

DefenestrationPraha

St Lawrence was sentenced to be burned to death over a large iron grill. When he was near death he said “Turn me over – I’m done on this side.”

DuArVakaren

Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce the devil, is said to have said ‘Now my good man, this is not the time for making enemies’

smackledawbed

“I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.” — Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras (Said after reading his death sentence warrant)

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