I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words

She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and ultimately I’m perfect! Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

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Ima stupid for reading this joke again

CatherinePiedi

It is weird that she spke with apostrophes and spaces.

dezuria

Sofa king re Todd id… I love it

Twin_Angel_Welding

Stupid joke as it first says she said it so she spoke, but then the premise relies on you misinterpreting written language.

wildadragon

Without the spaces and apostrophes, she used 7 words, not 5.

dbhathcock