I met a group of neighbors. The subject of what church do you attend came up…..

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Tell her that you don’t need religion to tell you what’s right and wrong. That’s what you’ve got a conscience for. You could also mention that if God is her moral compass than considering the murderous wretch of a character he is in the Bible, perhaps she should reconsider or maybe actually read the Bible. God did some pretty horrific shit. “Ok, things aren’t going as well as I had hoped”, said God. “I’ve got it! I’ll tell Noah to build a boat, collect 2 of each animal and then drown everyone else. Yeah, yeah, I know they couldn’t all be bad but enough of them were. And sure the animals weren’t all bad either. They were just being animals but hey, their just animals so fuck them.” “I really appreciate you sparing me and my family God”, says Noah. “The thing is, since you killed everyone else and we have to repopulate the entire human race, we’ll, gosh I don’t know how to say this but, incest is really our only option and that never ends well for anyone.” “Not my problem.”, says God.

TheManInTheShack

She sounds like a terrible person. I’d stay away from her.

is_this_all_we_are

This is a media approved way to think about us. “You’re sitting there talking with a dude and he tells you he’s an atheist, you need to pack it up and go home. You know, talking to a person that don’t believe in God, what’s his moral barometer? Where’s it at? It’s nowhere.” – Steve Harvey

en_passant13

They hate us so much.

MountainHigh31

Never be ashamed to be an atheist. Say it loud and proud.

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