Last week I was on a date with a girl and it was going pretty well till she said “What I really want is a guy who will treat me like a Princess.”

So I hired some Paparazzi to follow her and she died in a car crash.

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Huh, I’d have married her off to some Spaniard to improve relations with Poland.

Warpmind

It’s not too soon, but ffs How about you hid her in a different castle?

relkciickler

If you want to be treated like a princess, you need to have huge…. Tracts of land.

wotmate

r/darkjokes

Gear3017

Rescue her from the Death Star?

UncertaintyPrince