Redneck vasectomy

After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they’d had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. “Me’n my cousin don’t want no more kids” The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive. “There is a cheaper option,” said the vet. “Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a Coors Lite can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.” “I ain’t no rocket surgeon,” said the redneck, “but how’s that gonna help me?” “Trust me” said the vet. So the redneck went home, drained a beer then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can. He brought it up to his ear and began to count: “1… 2… 3… 4… 5…” Once he got to five, he stopped for a second, put the can between his legs, and resumed the count on his other hand.

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I count 7 jokes in there. A little over the top perhps, but I am impressed.


‟ You‘ve no idea the physical toll that three vsectomies have on a person!”


The man wasn’t very smart, so he could only count with hs fingers. Once he used up all the fingers on his first hand, he had to use his second and to continue counting to 10. While switching hands, be put the bomb by his legs. The cherry bomb exploded in between his legs and ‟sterilized” him, effectively doing the work for his vasectomy.


oh no dont tell his lesbian neighbors


Like a redneck is gonna have all 5 fingers.