This Easter, let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Christian theology doesn’t make any fucking sense! “Jesus died for your sins, so you better stop sinning or else!” That’s like saying “I paid your car off, but you better keep making those payments or you’ll lose it!” Happy zombie Jesus day!

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It’s so fucking frustrating that people are dumber than shit.

angelestangel

Jesus said nothing about dying for our sins. This lie was the creation of the apostle Paul, who was unaware of the actual teaching of Jesus. Paul is the true creator of malignant Christianity. He was also a killer.

combinera

I mean, the whole dying and coming back to life is what gets me. It’s impossible. It couldn’t happen. So he didn’t die, for anything. It’s just such an implausible story.

OhioMegi

Here’s a fun question. This is the single most important event in this religion right? The entire philosophy of the religion revolves around it. So every detail of the event should be consistent across the gospels, right? Of course, thats not the case. Take this example. What happened when Jesus died? Was it: * a. An earthquake hit Jerusalem * b. Supernatural darkness covered all the land * c. The sacred temple curtain spontaneously ripped in half * d. A mass resurrection of all the Jewish holy men, who crawl out of their graves and walk around the city *Answer: all of the above. The gospels don’t agree. Also, not a single historian living at the time thought to document any of this.*

rxneutrino

You have to opt in to the salvation. So Jesus made salvation possible. But you need to believe in him and repent your sins to take advantage of the sacrifice. I mean it’s all completely false, but if you want to understand the logic you can.

TVsDeanCain