OP either has no dick. Or has a massive 14in flaccid dick he gotta hold over his thigh while he poops.
Whatupitsv
Loop it around my neck to stay warm
Few-Passenger-1729
I set mine on the counter
hockeyguy26er
It just retracts inside
gaydum
I detach it and put it on the shelf. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can’t for the life of me Remember what I did with it.
Birdy_Cephon_Altera