Where do you put your penis when you poop?

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OP either has no dick. Or has a massive 14in flaccid dick he gotta hold over his thigh while he poops.

Whatupitsv

Loop it around my neck to stay warm

Few-Passenger-1729

I set mine on the counter

hockeyguy26er

It just retracts inside

gaydum

I detach it and put it on the shelf. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can’t for the life of me Remember what I did with it.

Birdy_Cephon_Altera